adventures of a psychopathic magnet

Like High School...Only More Fun

So Willie and Becca have been dating for a while now and from the pictures I have posted you can see what they are like together.
For G&T thursday this week i crashed on Willie's couch and awoke at the brilliant hour of 10am so Willie could check the status of the moped he was trying to buy off ebay. In case he was too hung over to get out of bed, he also had Becca watching the auction. After he lost the moped to another bidder she called. From the other room i hear him invite her to coffee with us, followed by lots of "oh...ok" the occasional "I don't think that is the case" a few "I dunno, whatever, I guess I'll talk to you later" and an ending of "Are you crying?" by the time we reach St. Mark's Willie is in a rather crappy mood. I knew he had his heart set on getting the moped, but as it turned out, Becca had also pissed him off. During the phone conversation she had told him that she didn't think i liked her and that i didn't want her around and then tried to convince Willie that he should go hang out with her instead of having coffee with me. I did not confirm or deny anything instead just listened and offered a hug as i do when anyone tells me their woes.
Yesterday I went over to St. Mark's with the intension of meeting up with Hazel and eventually Kiyomi before going to Beau's house. When I arrived Willie, Becca and Nick were there, Hazel told me that she was going to run some errands so may not be there when i got there but would return. Willie, ecstatic about having found and bought a moped, soon left to go crusing around with Nick and get started on their moped gang. For over two hours i sit with Becca trying to keep up a conversation, but since she doesn't talk (or at least when i am around) this is rather tricky. Around 9 i left. I couldn't take it anymore.
Today Nick and Kiyomi came over after visiting Hazel at the Marble Slab and delivered some very interesting news, Becca has begun talking shit about me. HA! She told Hazel two things which were then repeated to me, a) that everytime she is at st. mark's with willie i just walk in, like it was planned (thats right kids, she claims that we have formed a conspiracy against her!) and b) since Nick returned from Boston i have abandoned Willie in favor of hanging out with Nick and Kiyomi. What? Is it just me, or do those statements contridict one another?
Now you may not believe me when I say this, but i think the whole situation is hilarious!! Honestly I laughed when i heard it. I was tickled pink when we met up with Hazel at St. Mark's and she and Kiyomi got defensive about people talking about me in a negative manner (apparently that is taboo around them, no one fucks with Kiyomi's pillow and Hazel's neighbor/fake girlfriend). Honestly, it made my night. I can't wait to see this whole thing play out, especially since i am meeting Willie for coffee in the morning and he has invited Becca. All part of my "conspiracy."

posted by lulu @ 12:38 AM